Sometimes it's good to be on the mellow side of things.
Anyway, I'm on the recipe card kick and Marguerite Patten is still offering me inspiration. I'll get back to the books eventually.
|I get the drumstick! I get the drumstick! Me! Me! Pick me! I don't care if they look segmented, sick, gangrenous, or dead. Prunes as an afterthought. Because this wouldn't work if it was sans prunes.|
|If anybody wanted to know what to do with the attic pigeons or the pigeons crapping all over the place, here's a good start. I'm sure that's a sanitary idea.|
|I get the chicken part. I quasi get the milky what sauce covering the chicken like a bad porno movie. What I am raising my eyebrows at are the sliced bananas served atop boiled eggs served atop milky white sauce over chicken.|
|What is the difference between a Country Pate and a Country Pâté? The lack of accents which would make it be pronounced "payte" instead of "Pah-tay." To make a successful payte, cooking the bacon is optional.|
|Danish Liver Pate, or payte. Scored for your pleasure.|
|Florentine Ring. Or cow's cud shaped in a ring mold. I bet it shows up in the toilet as green and fibrous as it did going into the mouth. Would it make it into a mouth?|
|Either or, neither nor please.|
|Will eating this give you a Darwin Award? Will your meager existence be a blurb in a hardcover book in the clearance section of Barnes and Noble? Is it worth the risk?|
|Is it? I guess we are going to have to take Margie's word on it. For all we know it's an empty shell, redolent of how I feel looking at this. If it's not bleeding steak and kidneys, it's not real.|
|This is one stiff mousse. It's not melting and bleeding over the sides.|
|I can smell this. I don't need it to be cooked to have part of my olfactory system think of how bad this will smell.|
|AWWWW isn't that the cutest little igloo cake EVER? I didn't think so.|
|Beware Hansel! Beware Gretal! The angel outside of this chocolate cottage wants to get you inside so she can fatten you and cook you and make you part of her chocolate cottage.|
Now I hope there is calmness and serenity throughout the internet world. It could be worse or it could be better. We could be eating this crap on a daily basis!!!