Anyway, for those who have been following this blog since its inception, you know there are several foods that I cannot stand: Mayonnaise, cottage cheese, and sour cream. Ranch places a close fourth. However, yogurt comes pretty close.
Why does cottage cheese disgust me so? Just look at it! Little white curd nuggets in a watery liquid. When added to lasagna it looks like an infection. For example, a woman suffering a yeast infection, one of the first signs is a watery, cottage cheese-like discharge. Why in the world would would I want to consume something that is redolent of a yeast infection? For the men out there who read this, it's a bit of an exaggeration. I worked in OB/GYN and I'm a woman and I can assure you, that few women has ever actually excreted cottage cheese-like curds from their lady bits. I will spare the details.
|Creative Cooking with Cottage Cheese, 1958ish.|
|Yankees, enjoy this. You own it. Love the Rice Krispies crust by the way.|
|A nice hot pot of spaghetti just yearning for a sauce to cover it. What do you decide to make? Cottage Cheese-Herb Sauce. Italians everywhere are shaking their fists in anger. Good job sparky. Just piss off an entire country by insulting spaghetti.|
|Or in other circles: Broke food. Or if you really want to be a snark, call it trailer food.|
|Spinach Pudding. Those two words do not mesh well. Spinach and cottage cheese does not a pudding make! Cold enough that the butter does not melt. Gag, gag, and gag again.|
|These two recipes REQUIRE pictures. It can't end this way!|
The next time someone wants to eat cottage cheese, heed my warning. Let the description of female problems permeate your soul.