This little recipe book I got yesterday? It's on! Not only does it have some seriously crazy recipes and pictures but there are innuendos that rival cheesy porn/pick up lines. I got this in the mail yesterday and I was so riveted that I tabbed it instantly and pushed it to the front of the queue. This doesn't happen too often.
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100 Ways To Be Original In ALL Your Cooking, 1964. See why I am excited? I even included the back! |
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Cooking with skin! Don't forget the parsley garnishes! And bacon. Everything is better with bacon. Even skin. |
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Kind of stingy with the cheese don't you think? Little less boiled onions a lot more mozzarella. |
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Obviously nobody is born a good cook. But using Lea & Perrins, you can be Original. You don't have to be good. Just Original. |
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What I wouldn't do to go back in time and see a big ole bologna twirling around on a rotisserie. |
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That's right..Curl that chicken around that nut filled dressing. So juicy! |
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I'm going to let this speak for itself. |
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This one too. |
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Yep..some things are better left unsaid. Just read and form your own twisted thoughts. |
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Do you see what I'm up against? |
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Helter Skelter becoming associated with something more insidious was only a few years away. |
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Oooh, that's crooked. Why can't there be pictures of these? WHY? |
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Pictures, please. We need pictures! |
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Prepare? Sure. Screw it up? Most definitely. Sometimes denigrating the man of the house and making him feel like he's too stupid to make anything more than something like this can have consequences. |
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I can think of about a thousand reasons why this is a bad idea and zero reasons why this would even be considered. |
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