Speaking of building up, we all know coronary disease is serious. The western diet and our sedentary lifestyle is a leading contributor to coronary disease, heart attacks, high cholesterol. Genetics plays a role too.
All that is serious. However, I'm going to have a little fun with this cookbook I found! Obviously this is not from the U.S. because we usually put another word after coronary. We never say "Oh, I daresay he is having a coronary." This book comes from Australia. It came out around the time years of mayonnaise,cheese, eggs, aspic, red meat, etc started to show its effects.
|Anti-Coronary Cookbook, 1978.|
|Quick shout-out to Laura Dubose for loving this book enough to put a raised seal inside the cover. That's devoted book ownership!|
|Looks to me like dead vampire a la True Blood will not cause a coronary. The V will lead to euphoric state, psychosis, addiction but at least this meal is anti-coronary.|
|Tuna Tropicana. Bet you thought it was chunked chicken. Pineapple, canned tuna, fruit, and artificial sweetener will do wonders in preventing a coronary. Just get your mercury levels checked and possibly go through a heavy metal chelation.|
|Look closely at the swirls. Look very closely. Do you see a letter E? Or do you see the Grim Reaper with his arms outstretched, reaching for his clear sickle disguised as a ladle? Boooooooo...|
|Veal Birds. Or more realistically, veal turds with overcooked asparagus. As long as it doesn't cause a coronary, who cares what it looks like?|
Until next time!!!